"And did he that wouldst be the man who came to another man who did hast before him splayed ... Ahh, fuck it, just suck it kid!"
"Heyah, I needa to sucka you cocka!"
Suuuuuuure she works at Home Depot, unless that is the oddest name for a tittie bar that I've ever heard of.
Even without opposable thumbs they are still better than a 50 year old toothless hooker from Northeast Philly!
Kinda brings new meaning to the phrase "Suffer the little children" doesn't it.
"...and suddenly Santa realized he was carrying around his own Yule Log right here in his pants!"
Dude!! Look Out!!! There's a snow cock heading straight for you!
Meanwhile the best man and the maid of honor couldn't wait any longer and gave into their lust!
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