Wednesday, October 1, 2025

The Countdown To Halloween Day 2: Wolf Man (2025)

 


When I was growing up there were three main monsters I was raised with.  Those of course being Dracula, Frankenstein, and The Wolf Man.  While some of my friends were Dracula fans, some of them were Frankenstein fans.  They all had their reasons for who they liked.  While I didn’t dislike Dracula, I mean what’s not to like?  Who wouldn’t like being the Final Boss vampire?  Who wouldn’t want to be a vampire?  Well, I guess a lot of people wouldn’t want to, but I can see why anyone would.  Except for that drinking blood stuff and the can’t be out during the day rule the rest is a cakewalk.  Yeah, you must watch everyone you love grow old and die, unless you turn them too but then you have to spend the rest of eternity with them.  Yikes!  Thinking about that, I wonder what the divorce rate is among vampires?  After a couple hundred years with the same person, it’s gotta get old, right?  But either way, I didn’t want to be a vampire.  Being Frankenstein I understand liking the character but I don’t see where people want to be Frankenstein’s monster.  Who wants to be a sewn together undead creature made in a mad scientists lab?  Well, that’s about as cool as I can make it.  Unless you’re Peter Boyle from Young Frankenstein I don’t think there is any upside to being a modern day Prometheus.

 


Now, all those are fine to watch and maybe even root for at times, but did I like them enough to be them?  Not really.  But then there is Larry Talbot, he was my first Wolf Man anyway.  Lon Chaney Jr. played the part perfectly.  I not only loved his performance and interpretation of the werewolf legend I wanted to be him.  Yeah, I know there are negatives to being a Wolfman.  Wolf Man?  The Wolf Man?  Where was I?  Oh, yeah, changing into a half man half wolf monster every full moon can have a way of ruining a vacation.  The transformation looks painful, right?  American Werewolf in London anyone?  That’s some serious stuff right there.  But here’s the catch, most of the werewolves (can’t say all of them because I think those Howling and Wolfen mo-fos loved being werewolves) don’t want to be werewolves.  They don’t want to turn into cold-blooded animalistic killers every time the moon turns full.  So, is one day every twenty-eight worth it?  I guess it’s not that it’s something to strive for but if you are in that situation there’s worse things you could be.  The werewolf is a sympathetic character in my eyes.  I feel bad for them especially when they know the change is coming and there’s nothing they can do.  Sure, you can try and chain yourself up and be locked in a room a la She Wolf of London (or Love and Curses as it was called here in the states) once a month but inevitably it’s going to happen and you’re going to screw it up and get out and do some murdering.  Still, my answer is Wolfman is who I want to be if I had my druthers.

 

 

I know some will ask: “What about the mummy?”, and yes, you are right, The Mummy was another one of the first four original Universal monsters.  You can be a mummy if you want but that takes like a thousand years of planning and waiting so you must be in it for the long haul with that choice.  Then again to each his own and who am I to say any choice is wrong.  But this post is about the werewolf legend.  Wolf Man to be exact, from earlier this year, is brought to us by director Leigh Whannell who also co-wrote the script.  Whannell also created the Saw series of movies as well as wrote several of the films in the Insidious franchise.  Now we love him for Saw but not so sure about the other stuff.  OK, the first two Insidious films were pretty good but after that it’s a bit downhill.  Hey, I got an idea: let’s talk about Wolf Man.

 


Starring here is Christopher Abbott (Poor Things and Black Bear) as Blake, a writer who is trying to keep his marriage and family together.  His wife Charlotte is played by Julia Garner (I Believe in Unicorns and The Assistant) who has trouble dealing with Blake’s anger issues.  Matilda Firth (Subservience) plays their daughter Ginger.  Blake, in an attempt to bring his family closer together, takes the family back to his hometown after he gets a death certificate informing him his estranged father has died.  For Blake, home was the mountains of Oregon.  Aside from giving us some great scenery, it also serves as a very isolated area for them to be in especially considering Blake hasn’t been there in thirty years.  Blake sees a creature in the middle of the road and crashes the moving truck he is driving when he swerves to miss hitting it.  The creature scratches Blake on the arm before the family can escape.  Blake takes them to his childhood home and barricades them inside.  His arm quickly becomes infected, and he begins to have some fairly troubling side effects from the scratch.

  


 The creature effects are some standard stuff here, the writing is what you would expect but here’s the trouble I had: if I didn’t know this was a werewolf story I might not have known that was what this was supposed to be.  It could be confused with a demon possession or some other type of supernatural creature.  By the end of the movie, it is a little more obvious what the story is here as Blake does begin to look like a werewolf of sorts.  The best part of the film and I have to say this isn’t the first time I have praised a child actor recently.  Matilda Firth is the best thing about this film.  She is far beyond the eight or nine years of age she was when making the film.  I mean to me; she carries the film.  Abbott is OK as Blake, he does become the sympathetic character you expect from a werewolf film.  Garner, while she wasn’t terrible, she was instantly forgettable and the weakest part of the film.
 

As much as I love werewolf films, and most of Whannell’s stuff, I found this lacking.  It was OK, but for a werewolf movie, something I love, it needs to be better than this if it’s trying not to piss me off.  Did this piss me off?  No, not really but two and a half bear traps out of five are all I can muster for this lackluster offering.  
 

 

   

Tuesday, September 30, 2025

The Countdown To Halloween Day 1: Black Mirror: San Junipero (2016)

 


Black Mirror is a series of episodes, I guess you can call them episodes, because they are not movies.  Or at least I don’t think they are.  The best I can come up with is these are a sort of modern-day Twilight Zone.  Some are Sci-Fi, some are drama or thrillers, and some are horror themed.  Either way there is a sliver (sometimes more than a sliver) of weird thrown in there.  While most of the episodes are average, around two and a half or three stars, there are some that are better than others.  A few have left me sadly disappointed, I mean how can a werewolf episode be bad?  Well, it can be as Mazey Day proved.  Luckily, every now and then there is one that makes watching the mundane episodes all worth it.  San Junipero is one of those episodes.

 


San Junipero is a beach front resort town that we visit in the middle of the 80’s decade.  We are introduced to Yorkie (yes, just like the little dog breed) who is portrayed by Mackenzie Davis (The Martian and Speak No Evil) in a nightclub.  There, Yorkie meets Kelly who is played by Gugu Mbatha-Raw (The Cloverfield Paradox, Lift, and Concussion), soon after meeting, Kelly begins to come on to Yorkie.  Yorkie isn’t feeling it and leaves.  After a few more chance encounters, the two eventually have sex at Kelly’s beach house.  Afterwards, Yorkie tells her this was her first time having sex, she also admits she is engaged to a man named Greg.  The two of them part ways and after a week Yorkie goes back looking for Kelly once again.  Her search leads her to another nightclub where she finds a man named Wes who Kelly seemed to be dating before.  Wes tells Yorkie that Kelly isn’t there but to “try a different time”.

 

 

And I’m hooked!  I’m a sucker for time travel stories and this has time travel written all over it.  Or does it?  Without giving too much away I can say the episode follows the relationship of the two from when they first meet as young women in 1987 to when they are much older sometime in the future.  Denise Burse (The Wrath of Becky and The Boy King) plays an older version of Kelly while Annabel Davis (Stapler and Free Zone) portrays the elderly Yorkie.  The episode follows the two ladies as they fall in love and want so much more from their relationship but due to some circumstances beyond their control it’s not easily accomplished.  I think it’s possible that the main reason I love this episode as much as I do is because it’s such a different episode.  San Junipero is a one hundred and eighty degree turn from what we normally see from Black Mirror.

 


Where we usually see the negative effects of technology on people regardless of whether they deserve it or not; here we have nothing but the best of things that can happen when technology gets it right.  It’s a beautiful story of two women falling in love and going above and beyond what anyone would expect two people to do to find that love.  I also loved seeing the 1980’s again.  As someone who views the 70s, 80s, and 90s as the three best decades not only of my life but possibly ever (OK, maybe trade the 90s for the 50s), it’s always nice to time travel even if it is through the magic of film.  When it’s done as well as it is here it really pulls at those nostalgic heart strings.  I openly wept at least once and came close a second time.  Oddly enough it also made me grateful for the friendships I had back then and still have today, especially that of my Horror Homie Cerpts who you can find here on Blogger: The Land of Cerpts and Honey and here on Letterboxd: Cerpts on Letterboxd.  I give this excellent episode of Black Mirror four Quagmire’s out of five.

 

 

I want to put in a little note about The Countdown To Halloween and the month ahead.  Usually, in the past, I have tried to post two movie reviews a day all month long.  This year will be a little different in that I will be trying (struggling is more like it) to post one a day all month long.  It's not something I want to do but due to circumstances I won't be able to sit in front of a computer making posts as long as I have in the past.  We're still plugging along and we're still going to contribute as much as possible.  Have a great month and stay creepy my friends.  Oh, and yes, you are either reading this on Blogger or on Letterboxd.  The posts are both the same except on my blog they have pictures in the posts.  So, you can read it either here on Letterboxd or here: The Man Hole on Blogger.    

 

 

The Countdown To Halloween Day 2: Wolf Man (2025)

  When I was growing up there were three main monsters I was raised with.  Those of course being Dracula, Frankenstein, and The Wolf Man.  W...