Thursday, July 29, 2010

Unintentional Porn Vol. 3

When Nature Goes Wild Edition

This one is made more awesome by the pierced "hood" but all the other girl trees call her a whore.

Nature is hung!

Are they Dog(gie style) wood Trees?

Somebody is gettin' cold cocked!

Sexiest. Apples. Ever!

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Mutual Of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Continuing the theme of things gone wrong in the animal world here we have the infamous video making the rounds titled "Chimp rapes frog". Please to enjoy.


Saturday, July 24, 2010

The Man Hole's First Official Post...

......ABOUT POOP!!!

What is to follow is graphic and those of you with weak stomachs I suggest you skip this post. But for those that don't mind photos of people who have soiled their pants, read on.

So the other day this woman is shopping in my ACME. She proceeds to poop in her pants. And continues to shop in the store. This is the first time I have seen this woman but apparently from what some other people there said that she has done this before. So much so that the manager of the store has called the police on her. Seems we got off easily this time but the last time she was in it seems some of it, ah hem shall we say, leaked out, all over the floor in the dairy aisle. Blech! Here's a photo of the offending awfulness.

This is her getting ready to check out at the registers. Fine, I get it, she's old, she probably has something wrong with her like dementia or Al's-hammer. But c'mon.

Friday, July 23, 2010

Here Comes Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanother One

Adding yet another song to the growing list of songs I am nominating for song of the year. Guess I might have to cut some out before we finalize the nominations in December.

Growing Up 80's

I was born in the late 60's so that makes me a child of the 70's but I really grew up in the 80's. In the 80's I: Celebrated my 18Th birthday. Graduated from 8Th grade and high school. Watched the first close loved one (my grandmother) in my life pass from this earth. Got my first job; at the ripe old age of 12. Uh, did a certain something with a certain girl for the first time. Got married. One of the ways you know if you were a child of the 80's is if you ever buttoned the top button of your coat around your neck and without putting your arms through the sleeves too I mean. The after the button, snap, toggle thing or whatever was secured you would zoom around like a super hero. You know you did it and you all know who you are.

On this day in 1982 Vic Morrow died while filming the Twilight Zone movie. He was hit by the rotor blades of a helicopter while filming his own stunts for the film.

In 1984 Vanessa Williams handed in her crown and sash as she stepped down from being Miss America because of some naughty pictures that had surfaced.

Which lead to the crowning of Suzette Charles who was Miss America for all of seven weeks. She's from Jersey by the way so that has to count for something.

Just a little odd information I thought I would share. Thanks for indulging me.

Proof that a turtle does have feeling in his shell. Who knew?

Unintentional Porn Part 2

The Trouble With Literature Edition

Funny, I always thought Jughead was the one with the questionable sexuality.

"A mysterious bag" indeed. "A secret" isn't the only thing he's holding.

When was the last time you tried sweet-heart?

And this is why cats hate libraries.

Is that a bandage on his bald head? Oh, and, hey there creepy watcher frog. I think you have to blame Lori the illustrator here not Barbara the writer.

Thursday, July 22, 2010

This Is Why You Don't Mess With A Baby Deer

It's a little graphic but the dog only received some bad cuts and bruises, nothing was broken. The cat was OK too.

"The castle lights are growing dim.

There's no one left but me...and him.

When next we meet in Frankenstone -

don't come alone."

For those that are old enough to remember this; how awesome was it, seriously?!?! *sigh

Monday, July 19, 2010

Unintentional Porn

Here now I would like to present the first installment of what I hope to be a regular feature here at The Man Hole. Stuff that is not porn but sure does look like it. I submit for your approval the following:

What was going on here?

What is going on here?

I think that pine tree likes you!

2010 Midterm

So a few months ago over at the DAG Project I listed the first few songs that I felt were going to be contenders for song of the year for 2010.

Here are the two I had already posted in January:

Notion by Kings of Leon:

and Just Breath by Pearl Jam:

Half way into the year I thought I would add a few more to the list:

As songs are to be added later in the year, unless music sucks this year just as bad as last year, some will fall off of the list.