"OH...EM...GEE...What does that bitch have on her head" Version

As seen at the Kentucky Derby

Well, it is almost Halloween. Isn't it?

This is very close to actually being full on douche baggery.

Even though it may be a little tempting she does not get a pass.

Yes, that is a doll house bathroom in (on?) this hat.

I almost didn't post this picture because at first glance it doesn't seem to be all that bad. Just a chick eating a banana; but look closely. Yeah she's got a dumb hat on.

Lady Gaga... I cannot give you the pass on this either. Wearing lobster after Ramadan is unacceptable!

I'm an allergy sufferer and in my book this is OK. Or not.